Re: blonde jokes ....again
This was on SevenForums, just love them XDSubject: Blonde Jokes
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
> blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida
> or the moon?'
>
> The other blonde turns and says 'halloo, can you see Florida ?????'
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> CAR TROUBLE
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> She says, 'What's the story?'
> He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
> She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
>
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> SPEEDING TICKET
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
> he could see her license.
> She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
> yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it
> to you!'
>
>
> RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
> blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-ho o!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the
> other side?'
> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
> back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
>
>
> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
> body hurt wherever she touched it.
> 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
> then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more... She pushed her knee
> and screamed;
> likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made
> her scream.
> The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
> 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
> 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
>
>
> KNITTING
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
> &n bsp; wheel was knitting!
> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
> trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL
> OVER!'
> 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
>
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
> said, 'We were the first in space!'
> The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
> The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
> heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the
> Russian.
> To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going
> at night!'
>
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> IN A VACUUM
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If
> you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
> She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
>
>
> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> asked her what their names were... The blonde responded by saying that one
> was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard
> of someone naming dogs like that?'
> 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'
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