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tech support or magicians
"tech support or magicians"
This is one question which is bothering me for a long time. Why do people who call in tech support have a feeling that the tech support over the phone is a magician & they would wave a magic wand & the issue is resolved.
Why does this happen ?
CPU
T4200 Intel
Memory
2 X 1GB DDR2
Graphics card(s)
Intel Integrated
Hard Drives
1 X 250GB 7200RPM
But 95% of the time we do wave our magic wand then ask them to reboot and vola the problem is fixed
Operating System
Windows 11 Workstation
Manufacturer/Model
doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
CPU
Ryzen 9 5950X
Motherboard
Asus ROG Crosshair VIII Formula
Memory
Corsair Vengeance RGB PRO Black 64GB (4x16GB) 3600MHz AMD Ryzen Tuned DDR4
Graphics card(s)
ASUS AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT 16GB ROG Strix LC OC
Sound Card
Creative
Monitor(s) Displays
3 x27" Dell U2724D & 1 x 34" Dell U3415W
Hard Drives
Samsung 980 Pro 1TB M.2 2280 PCI-e 4.0 x4 NVMe Solid State
Drive
PSU
1500W ThermalTake Toughpower
Case
ThermalTake Level 10 GT
Cooling
Enermax Liqtech 240
Mouse
Logitech Performance MX
Keyboard
Surface Ergonomic.
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
Other Info
WinTV NovaTD
HP CP1515n Color Laser
Sony BD-5300S-0B Blu-ray Writer
Microsoft LifeCam Cinema
APC 750i Smart UPS
Operating System
windows 10
Manufacturer/Model
Surface Pro 3
CPU
1.9GHz Intel Core i5-4300U (dual-core, 3MB cache, up to 2.9GHz with Turbo Boost)
Memory
4GB
Monitor(s) Displays
12" Multi Touch
Screen Resolution
2160 x 144
Hard Drives
128GB
Mouse
Logitech
Keyboard
yes
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
And what about the rest 5% ?
CPU
T4200 Intel
Memory
2 X 1GB DDR2
Graphics card(s)
Intel Integrated
Hard Drives
1 X 250GB 7200RPM
That is cleared when you tell them to switch on at the wall or why usb connection does not work through ethernet input.
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
Those are the people you get to phone back in 5 mins and hope somebody else lands the call
Operating System
Windows 11 Workstation
Manufacturer/Model
doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
CPU
Ryzen 9 5950X
Motherboard
Asus ROG Crosshair VIII Formula
Memory
Corsair Vengeance RGB PRO Black 64GB (4x16GB) 3600MHz AMD Ryzen Tuned DDR4
Graphics card(s)
ASUS AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT 16GB ROG Strix LC OC
Sound Card
Creative
Monitor(s) Displays
3 x27" Dell U2724D & 1 x 34" Dell U3415W
Hard Drives
Samsung 980 Pro 1TB M.2 2280 PCI-e 4.0 x4 NVMe Solid State
Drive
PSU
1500W ThermalTake Toughpower
Case
ThermalTake Level 10 GT
Cooling
Enermax Liqtech 240
Mouse
Logitech Performance MX
Keyboard
Surface Ergonomic.
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
Other Info
WinTV NovaTD
HP CP1515n Color Laser
Sony BD-5300S-0B Blu-ray Writer
Microsoft LifeCam Cinema
APC 750i Smart UPS
Operating System
windows 10
Manufacturer/Model
Surface Pro 3
CPU
1.9GHz Intel Core i5-4300U (dual-core, 3MB cache, up to 2.9GHz with Turbo Boost)
Memory
4GB
Monitor(s) Displays
12" Multi Touch
Screen Resolution
2160 x 144
Hard Drives
128GB
Mouse
Logitech
Keyboard
yes
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
If that does not happen then get ready to bang your head against a brick wall.
CPU
T4200 Intel
Memory
2 X 1GB DDR2
Graphics card(s)
Intel Integrated
Hard Drives
1 X 250GB 7200RPM
You're quite right Tanuj but unfortunately sometimes you just have to persevere and help them, and that is when the magician comes out. :D
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
why not they want us to tell the email they use to have 3 years ago and dont remember it now. you can just wish you would have been on leave today. and to make it worst tell you that they will sue your company if you dont help with this.
WHERE IS GOD !!!!!!!
Manufacturer/Model
Hp DV 6137 TX
Graphics card(s)
Nvidia GeForce 7400
Oh yes, I always found the worst ones were the wannabe tech geeks, I always ensured I could blame any problem at all on them guys.
Operating System
Windows 11 Workstation
Manufacturer/Model
doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
CPU
Ryzen 9 5950X
Motherboard
Asus ROG Crosshair VIII Formula
Memory
Corsair Vengeance RGB PRO Black 64GB (4x16GB) 3600MHz AMD Ryzen Tuned DDR4
Graphics card(s)
ASUS AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT 16GB ROG Strix LC OC
Sound Card
Creative
Monitor(s) Displays
3 x27" Dell U2724D & 1 x 34" Dell U3415W
Hard Drives
Samsung 980 Pro 1TB M.2 2280 PCI-e 4.0 x4 NVMe Solid State
Drive
PSU
1500W ThermalTake Toughpower
Case
ThermalTake Level 10 GT
Cooling
Enermax Liqtech 240
Mouse
Logitech Performance MX
Keyboard
Surface Ergonomic.
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
Other Info
WinTV NovaTD
HP CP1515n Color Laser
Sony BD-5300S-0B Blu-ray Writer
Microsoft LifeCam Cinema
APC 750i Smart UPS
Operating System
windows 10
Manufacturer/Model
Surface Pro 3
CPU
1.9GHz Intel Core i5-4300U (dual-core, 3MB cache, up to 2.9GHz with Turbo Boost)
Memory
4GB
Monitor(s) Displays
12" Multi Touch
Screen Resolution
2160 x 144
Hard Drives
128GB
Mouse
Logitech
Keyboard
yes
Internet Speed
350 Mb/s
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
Cross Stitch Queen
Vista Guru
Probably because they think that if you're in Tech Support you should know what your talking about
Operating System
Windows 10 Home
Manufacturer/Model
HP Envy x360 Convertible 15-bq0xx
CPU
AMD A9 Stoney Ridge Technology
Motherboard
HP 8312 (Socket FP4)
Memory
8.00GB Dual-Channel Unknown (?-0-0-0)
Graphics card(s)
Generic PnP Monitor (1920x1080@60Hz) 512MB ATI AMD Radeon R5
Sound Card
AMD High Definition Audio Device Realtek High Definition Aud
Monitor(s) Displays
Generic PnP Monitor on AMD Radeon R5 Graphics
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
119GB SanDisk SD8SN8U-128G-1006 (SSD)
931GB Hitachi HGST HTS721010A9E630 (SATA
Mouse
Microsoft Optical Wheel Mouse
Keyboard
Standard PS/2 Keyboard
Internet Speed
62.86Mbps down 18.19Mbps up
Other Info
EPSON78D0CF (XP-332 335 Series) (Default Printer)
How can u expect your computer company to remember the user account password for the administrator account !
CPU
T4200 Intel
Memory
2 X 1GB DDR2
Graphics card(s)
Intel Integrated
Hard Drives
1 X 250GB 7200RPM
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
Oh yes, I always found the worst ones were the wannabe tech geeks, I always ensured I could blame any problem at all on them guys.
Tbh most computer problems ARE caused by the users...
Also I've found that the sort of people that tend to call 'tech help' are the type of people you wouldn't want to have a conversation with in a bar, even for 1 minute.
They tend to be out-of-touch morons without a clue
Manufacturer/Model
Me, myself and I
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo E 8500
Motherboard
Asus P5Q3 DELUXE
Memory
4x 1GB DDR3
Graphics card(s)
Asus GeForce 9800GTX+
Sound Card
SoundBlaster X-Fi X-treme gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung Syncmaster 226BW
Screen Resolution
1680 x 1050
Hard Drives
1x 250gb SATA
4x 1TB SATA in RAID5
PSU
CoolerMaster 650Watt
Case
CoolerMaster 690
Cooling
4x 140mm, 3x 120mm, 1x 80mm casefans
Mouse
Logitech G5
Keyboard
Razer Lycosa
Internet Speed
ADSL 12mbit/s
Other Info
My other OS is a Linux =)
Oh yes, I always found the worst ones were the wannabe tech geeks, I always ensured I could blame any problem at all on them guys.
When I worked at a university, the Nursing department always asked if something was possible or would work if they did certain things. Asked before breaking it, we got along fine.
The biggest pains I had with computer problems were the MBAs, the people who took a 3 hour 'learn how to use your computer' course given by the local high school after hours, and the Computer Science faculty.
Computer science faculty ? Yup. They would try out computer programs they got on floppy, then turn off their computers and go to lunch. When they came back their desktop PCs wouldn't boot. They tried to claim we had altered their machines, but we worked 1 PM to 10 PM. Finally the campus Dean had to order them to stop using the computer magazine disks. Then their computer problems fell way down in quantity. And those faculty were the worst when it came to back ups.
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire X1700
Motherboard
ASUS
Memory
3 gigs
Graphics card(s)
EVGA 1 gig GeForce 210
Monitor(s) Displays
Vizio 21" tv
Screen Resolution
1920x1080 resolution
Hard Drives
1 terabyte sata in 1 partition
Cooling
fans that came with it
Mouse
basic USB
Keyboard
basic USB
Internet Speed
3 megabits on a cable modem, wired
One simple question, What do with a customer who wants to install a floppy drive on a system which does not have a port to connect a floppy ? And wants to know how did technology evolve after windows 95 year by year !
CPU
T4200 Intel
Memory
2 X 1GB DDR2
Graphics card(s)
Intel Integrated
Hard Drives
1 X 250GB 7200RPM
Tell him to go out and buy a USB floppy drive and stick it in the right hole.
Manufacturer/Model
Acer Aspire 5920gmi notebook
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T7300 2.00GHz
Memory
4GB
Graphics card(s)
NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GS
Sound Card
Realtek
Screen Resolution
1280 x 800 x 4294967296 colors
Internet Speed
crawl
How can u expect your computer company to remember the user account password for the administrator account !
I got a call today and the customer told me that Dell is sending me viruses and he wants his system virus-free. LOL. I mean how sick is that! But its because they are really novice.
Manufacturer/Model
Compaq
CPU
intel core 2 duo T 5550 @ 1.83 MHz
Motherboard
intel 965 chipset family
Memory
2 GB DDR 2 SD RAM @ 667 MHz
Graphics card(s)
On board upto 358 MB RAM
Sound Card
Onboard
Monitor(s) Displays
15"
Hard Drives
160 GB WDC
Probably because they think that if you're in Tech Support you should know what your talking about
i guess you are right joan if a tech dont know what they are talking about they relly dont deserve the job. its like a teacher teaching at school without even any knowledge of that particular subject.
Manufacturer/Model
Hp DV 6137 TX
Graphics card(s)
Nvidia GeForce 7400