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johngalt · Aug 17, 2008

I don't give a rat's *** how many people say it happened to them - I don't believe it.

Just like I don't believe the one about AOL or M4 giving money, or little Teddy whatshisname dying of brain tumor / cancer or that people are running around stealing kidneys and leaving folks in a tub full of ice or that diet sodas are causing fatalities.

jjthomas · Oct 4, 2008

A coworker sent this to me (another WalMart Scam):

This is just to advise you of a scam at Walmart. I know a lot of you go there on your break.
Two young very scantily clad women come to your vehicle while you are loading your purchases and start washing your windows. When you offer to pay or tip them they decline and just ask for a ride to a nearby fast food restaurant. Before you get there, they get real close and rub all over you kissing your neck and so forth, and after they are gone you will discover that your wallet has been stolen!
I know this is true because it happened to me on Thursday .....
again on Friday ...
and twice on Saturday!
The good news is that Walmart has wallets on sale for only $3.99!!

:D

xguntherc · Oct 5, 2008

Wow.. I'd never let some Scantily woman in my car anyways..

unless she was young, and hot.. lol. but I'd put my wallet in a safe place.

thats no good.. keep doing it with empty wallets.. you'll have young girls kissing your neck.. lol. jk

usmc_nam_vet · Oct 12, 2008

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NormCameron · Oct 13, 2008

Which Walmart was that with the scantily clad girls, and, are they still there?

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

whoah whoah WHOAH NOW!!@#@ ... someone said, "scantily clad girls?".. someone draw me a friggen map pls...

Joan Archer · Oct 13, 2008

:D :D Typical men thinking with their pants again :D :D

NormCameron · Oct 13, 2008

NO! NO! My interest was for purely scientific purposes!

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

Joan Archer said:
:D :D Typical men thinking with their pants again :D :D

... and when in the history of human kind have men not?
love us for who we are... you know do... acceptance is always more healthy than denial...

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

NormCameron said:
NO! NO! My interest was for purely scientific purposes!

If I've learned one thing in this life, it's never... EVER lie to a woman. They will hold that grudge till the day they die. They are masters of the art and we men are but mere apprentices. They will figure you out before the lie leaves your lips... things only go downhill from there. No matter how bad you think the truth is, and I know some of you are pretty friggen nasty... your best bet is to straight up fess up... cause you will lose the who blinks first game... or whatever it is they play... hell... I'm 40 and I still don't know.

NormCameron · Oct 13, 2008

It's true, I was being a bad man, I had lust in my heart and I admit my sin.

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

NormCameron said:
It's true, I was being a bad man, I had lust in my heart and I admit my sin.

OMFG... you owe me 1 lung.... yeah that's right, the one now on the floor.

I swear I can't stop laughing... but... that sh!t works... I know I should be shot for revealing trade secrets... but... meh, it's not like they're going to get numbers... again, you sir have nailed it. Please step to the front of the class to receive your diploma!

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

you owe me a samsung 226bw, a keyboard ... and i think there's some loogie in my mouse....

NormCameron · Oct 13, 2008

Well Fumz, I seem to have won your respect, but it was Joan I really wanted to impress. You and I both know I am a liar, but I am hoping Joan is naive and truly believes how contrite I am. It works on the missus!

Joan Archer · Oct 13, 2008

I've been around too long to be fooled by you lot, I'm not that naive my first husband taught me the folly of that

NormCameron · Oct 13, 2008

Joan my wife keeps calling me her first husband. Strange that as she hasn't been married before?

Fumz · Oct 13, 2008

I think you're making headway... :D She's speaking to you... always a good first step.

Joan Archer · Oct 14, 2008

:D Stop making me laugh so much you two:D

NormCameron I'm with my 2nd husband, how has your wife managed to stay with you so long :devil:

The second part of your name is my new grandsons first name

Must get back to my emails now, it's a good job we can have a laugh

NormCameron · Oct 14, 2008

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Bare Foot Kid · Oct 14, 2008

NormCameron said:
Joan my wife keeps calling me her first husband. Strange that as she hasn't been married before?

This reminds me of what I told one lady I met when she asked if I had ever been married.

I said: I'm collecting ex-wives; would you care to be number four?

Later :huh: Ted

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