Have some rep for that thoroughly excellent advice. Whichever org you used to do support for got their money's worth out of you.
Thanks H2 (I just noticed I did 245 instead of 254, DOH!)
PDSnickles - I've worked in technical support myself (Not for HP).
A few things that may help you:
- They will want to start troubleshooting right off the bat, it's what they're trained to do and it can take a minute to get them past that mode.
- If you stick to saying "The PC has logged multiple Machine Check Errors already and this indicates a hardware failure. I have not modified any factory hardware settings, and I am not running any stress testing software to cause this error and the machine needs to be replaced." (You haven't overclocked the system or installed any hardware tweaking software - If you have, that problem may be yours.)
- If they insist on continuing to troubleshoot ask to speak to a supervisor - The worst they can do is say no and you can hang up to try the next rep. Hopefully You'll get a rep that knows hardware failures on a new PC are not correctable over the phone (unless you've tweaked the system - then you should undo the changes) and they will setup a replacement for you, if not a supervisor will.
- If you are selecting prompts when you call in do not select the option for trouble with your system if they have an option for checking the status of a return, or a warrenty department - these departments may be more likely to set up a replacement for you right off the bat.
- Try not to get mad at the rep on the phone (yes even the really stupid ones), it will make them more resistant to your requests. They are just getting paid to do what they are doing, they are not the company you bought the PC from.
Good luck with them, I hope you don't have to spend too much longer on the phone with them.
Let me get something out of the way first: I'm a private individual helping out on a web forum for the sheer personal enjoyment I derive from it. I can't give you insight into the inner workings of any company, nor legal advice, nor anything official along those lines. All I can do is to explain how I would react in the same situation, in the hope that it may help you in some way.
FACT: An MCE is a hardware error. Intel says so:
http://download.intel.com/design/processor/manuals/253668.pdf"14.1 MACHINE-CHECK ARCHITECTUREThe machine in question registered multiple MCEs during its first month of operation. The observation that it appears to work normally most of the time is irrelevant - it was purchased with the expectation that its hardware would be 100% functional, not 99%.
The Pentium 4, Intel Xeon, and P6 family processors implement a machine-check architecture that provides a mechanism for detecting and reporting hardware (machine) errors, such as: system bus errors, ECC errors, parity errors, cache errors, and TLB errors."
Nothing has been repaired at a hardware level since the MCE events, and therefore there is nothing to stop the same underlying hardware error condition from manifesting itself in the future, either as further MCE instances, or in more subtle ways which might lead to data integrity problems while being difficult to detect.
The warranty covers the machine against hardware defects during a certain period from the time of purchase, and this machine has already logged several hardware error (MCE) events during the warranty period. I therefore feel entirely justified in asking for the hardware to be replaced so that I can get on with my work and put this massive and troublesome invonvenience behind me.
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If you're having trouble verbally convincing the friendly folks at the store where you bought the machine to give you a replacement, try perhaps writing something along the lines above. It's under warranty and you've got a right to a product that works without defects. You're not the one on thin ice here. They are.
It's great to hear that they agreed to replace your machine. I read through your other thread and had a bit of a chuckle (which is OK, now that it's all good!). You write well.
If it's any consolation, I think you were lucky in an odd way. An MCE is a comparatively rare event, and many hardware malfunctions can remain undetected while periodically manifesting themselves in strange errors. At least your box went "BOOM - I've suffered an obvious hardware glitch and you really ought to investigate it", and within the warranty period too
I don't have any personal link to HP, so I'm not defending them out of shareholder instinct, but it's entirely possible that their techs you spoke to had never encountered an MCE before. Some large percentage of their calls probably involves customers who make no distinction between software and hardware, and their job is to explain that returning computers is not necessarily the right approach when Solitaire stops working.
What gets my goat is when techs make stuff up to sound knowledgeable. They were doing that to you, based on the snippet you quoted. In some ways, that's the difference between good and bad support - the backbone to say "I've never heard of this, but I recognise that it might be highly significant so please bear with me while I do some research or bring in a more senior colleague." Unfortunately, IT is full of people who'd rather try to bend a problem to fit their (limited) knowledge rather than learn a little bit more.
Good luck with your new machine!