So who got one of those gifts you’d like to give back?

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OK, so my wife gives me a book on Barack Obama as a Christmas gift…OK...

Problem is…this guy has no love for Obama. Very one-sided and nothing I would read. Honey, did you even read the cover before getting this for me??? It was sort of like giving a non-smoker a carton of cigarettes for Christmas. What??? :eek:

Putting aside our political differences – I’m not getting into politics here! And keeping it lite and hardy, :) What gift did you get that you’d love to give back? Will you say something about it?

I’ll ease my way into the “honey, that’s the book I really wanted, and look, it’s the same price! Let’s swap. Or…Wife: did you read your book? Me: Cover to cover; (only reads front and back cover)… Interesting book honey :sarc:

So what gift would you love to give back? :)
 

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Everything that I don't want I will return so I can get something I want.
 

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sygnus21 said:
OK, so my wife gives me a book on Obama as a Christmas gift…OK...

Problem is…this guy has no love for Obama. Very one-sided and nothing I would read. Honey, did you even read the cover before getting this for me??? It was sort of like giving a non-smoker a carton of cigarettes for Christmas. What??? :eek:

Putting aside our political differences – I’m not getting into politics here! And keeping it lite and hardy, :) What gift did you get that you’d love to give back? Will you say something about it?

I’ll ease my way into the “honey, that’s the book I really wanted, and look, it’s the same price! Let’s swap. Or…Wife: did you read your book? Me: Cover to cover; (only reads front and back cover)… Interesting book honey :sarc:

So what gift would you love to give back? :)
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Everything I've got I really love and will keep and treasure. But She Who Wants to Be Obeyed is threatening to take back the Electric Hedge clippers and 500gb HDD I bought her.

Norm
 

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But She Who Wants to Be Obeyed is threatening to take back the Electric Hedge clippers and 500gb HDD I bought her.
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I guess she's questioning possession? :)
 

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threatening to take back the Electric Hedge clippers
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So you will have to do it by hand. :p
 

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hey norm and mansrm and sygnus
wow i would love a 500gb HDD....lol

hmm...
there is almost no gifts that i would take back (i havent gotten much but what get i do like)
since i give jewelery i see no way a girl would pass on that...lol (including my sister and my mother)

in return i got a 1tb external drive (portable...big plus....)
some headphones they are bluetooth (also portable...)
to go a tablet i have....
 
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sygnus21 said:
NormCameron said:
But She Who Wants to Be Obeyed is threatening to take back the Electric Hedge clippers and 500gb HDD I bought her.
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I guess she's questioning possession? :)
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She's just being unreasonable, what would I do with perfume and ladies shoes. She won't let me have a girlfriend!

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threatening to take back the Electric Hedge clippers
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So you will have to do it by hand. :p
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Not at all, I was trying to make her life more comfortable. But she is a bit picky, hasn't used the power saw I got for her Birthday and says the Lawn Mower I got last year would have been more thoughtful if it wasn't a push mower. I explained to her that if we spent all our money on a ride-on mower for her, there'd be nothing left for the really neat 32 inch monitor and the headphones shaped like two cans of fosters beer I was saving to buy her for our Anniversary. I think it was when I said she really needed the exercise anyway as I couldn't afford to keep feeding her at the rate she ate that the sh** really hit the fan.

Norm
 

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NormCameron said:
She's just being unreasonable, what would I do with perfume and ladies shoes. She won't let me have a girlfriend!
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I know how you feel. Neither will mine. I asked; but funnily enough I got a cool reception :p
 

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NormCameron said:
I think it was when I said she really needed the exercise anyway as I couldn't afford to keep feeding her at the rate she ate that the sh** really hit the fan.

Norm
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You are lucky that she didn't find a new use for the Hedgeclippers :eek::eek:
 

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:D OK boys enjoy your presents and what I got doesn't go back no way, oh and Norm at least you wont be idle with those sort of presents :sarc:

I got a digital photo frame and a mouse mat thats a perpetual calender magnetic jigsaw, my optical mouse loves it :geek: plus a few more things that are great but the main one was my daughter and her husband spent their first Christmas as husband and wife with us plus my grandson had his first one here as well, mind you he's only 7 months old so doesn't really understand it all yet :D

A nice day was had by all :party:
 
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Not at all, I was trying to make her life more comfortable. But she is a bit picky, hasn't used the power saw I got for her Birthday and says the Lawn Mower I got last year would have been more thoughtful if it wasn't a push mower. I explained to her that if we spent all our money on a ride-on mower for her, there'd be nothing left for the really neat 32 inch monitor and the headphones shaped like two cans of fosters beer I was saving to buy her for our Anniversary. I think it was when I said she really needed the exercise anyway as I couldn't afford to keep feeding her at the rate she ate that the sh** really hit the fan.

Norm
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Please refer a post call Guts and Balls!
http://www.vistax64.com/chillout-room/171533-joke-thread-23.html
 

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Take it back? I think not :D


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I got the general gifts, which I'm happy with, then mother gave me my share of Christmas money to get what I want for myself, which will most likely go on a new stereo in my car as I want one I can connect my MP3 player to.
 

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Everlong18 said:
I got the general gifts, which I'm happy with, then mother gave me my share of Christmas money to get what I want for myself, which will most likely go on a new stereo in my car as I want one I can connect my MP3 player to.
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Nice way to do it!!.......... you've got a clever mum :)
 

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