ITS THE sEASON TO PLAY JOKES!

[kiddieboy12]

HI! BILLY ____ HERE! AS YOU ALL KNOW, ITS ALMOST APRIL FOOLS, AKA APRIL 1. My question is what you going to do for april fools?? EVERYYEAR, i play jokes on my friends, but this year, IM REALLY OUT OF IDEAS. I want to pretend im GAY and BI. But thats too far, cause they know who i like, and it isnt a guy! SO obviously that wont work. Should i just get one of my girl friends, and pretend we are dating??
is that good? then we fake kiss, on april fools, then BOOM!
APRRILL FOOLLZ

Or should i tp someone?

 

[smarteyeball]

SO obviously that wont work.

Why? Out of the blue just walk up to a bloke and kiss him and then tell him that's how you've always secretly felt. Be convincing and when they are in a shock state, hit them with April Fools.

Should i just get one of my girl friends, and pretend we are dating??
is that good? then we fake kiss, on april fools, then BOOM!
APRRILL FOOLLZ

Not really.

Or should i tp someone?

Even better, TP yourself and blame it on someone else. When they start getting real angry, then call April Fools.

 

[kiddieboy12]

I LOVE IT, TP MYSELF...
that is good..

 

[kiddieboy12]

Lol..thanks.. For my avatar..

 

[smarteyeball]

I LOVE IT, TP MYSELF...
that is good..

No worries Dolly

 

[kiddieboy12]

didnt know u can change avatarss

 

[dreemwarrior]

Yeah, Pats good at that....cuz he has THICK AIM.
Oh, yeah...I just lost again.

didnt know u can change avatarss

 

[Chase]

My dad's birthday is on April fool's day.. he always gets the best presents! lol

 

[MWRed]

My dad's birthday is on April fool's day.. he always gets the best presents! lol

I can just imagine....lol.

 

[kiddieboy12]

you know what you should give your dad.
If you give him like a giftcard, get one of those boxes, something pretty big.
and then put the gift card in the big box.
Then get a bunch of rocks! and use duct tape to seal it off

Then when he gets it, he be like, whoa. why is it so heavy?
then he opens it to find a bunch of rocks, and make him have a scanvenger hunt for the gift card.

 

[Chase]

you know what you should give your dad.
If you give him like a giftcard, get one of those boxes, something pretty big.
and then put the gift card in the big box.
Then get a bunch of rocks! and use duct tape to seal it off

Then when he gets it, he be like, whoa. why is it so heavy?
then he opens it to find a bunch of rocks, and make him have a scanvenger hunt for the gift card.

lol. I'll take that into consideration for his upcoming birthday present.

 

[kiddieboy12]

:P

lol thats how i used to wrap presents

 

[Chase]

:P

lol thats how i used to wrap presents

haha. Yeah, I always used to wrap one present, put it in a box, wrap that, put it in another box, wrap that.. and so on, and so on.. until they never knew when they'd get to the actual present.

 

[Katokato]

I took a scrn shot of the desktop and then i set it as desktop background, hidden the taskbar, hidden the icons. i did that ona school computer. im thinking of putting shutdown -r in the startup folder.

 

[kiddieboy12]

I took a scrn shot of the desktop and then i set it as desktop background, hidden the taskbar, hidden the icons. i did that ona school computer. im thinking of putting shutdown -r in the startup folder.

Hm..thats a good start, dont get caught!
Also, make internet explorer and word to a shut down command. And use the xplorer logo and word logoxD

and if you can, make the virus scanner, do a full scan, so its super laggy! and switch the mouse cable to the other computer, and un plug keyboard


LOL, im SOO EVVVAIILL

but of course dont go too far and get caught....nothing like viruses or keyloggers, that just bad to the bones....

I am not responsible for your action on what you do, educational purposes only..

 

[patio]

educational purposes only..

This statement has absolutely no merit...

 

[kiddieboy12]

BLAH

 

[osholt]

Last year, I created a simple shutdown shortcut, named it Internet Explorer and set the icon to the IE one and placed it on the desktop of every PC I could get to before 09:00 at work.

Once they'd clicked on it, it displayed 'APRIL FOOLS' and then shut down.

Luckily I'm the boss so I didn't get into trouble . I was laughing for hours

If anyone wants to do that tomorrow be my guest (instructions: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/wind...shutdown-restart-lock-icons-in-windows-vista/ )

Oli

 

[kiddieboy12]

Last year, I created a simple shutdown shortcut, named it Internet Explorer and set the icon to the IE one and placed it on the desktop of every PC I could get to before 09:00 at work.

Once they'd clicked on it, it displayed 'APRIL FOOLS' and then shut down.

Luckily I'm the boss so I didn't get into trouble . I was laughing for hours

If anyone wants to do that tomorrow be my guest (instructions: Create Shutdown / Restart / Lock Icons in Windows 7 or Vista - How-To Geek )

Oli

GOOD MAN ^^, i can imagine that LOL

 

[Katokato]

This is a good batch file for april fewls: <attachments>
Also make sure to run it in full scrn mode. To make this into internet explorer, just create a shortcut to the fake virus but make sure that the fake virus has the hidden property applied to it so no one can see it!
This is the code so u dont get scared:

cls
:A
color c
cls
@echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep
echo Wscript.Sleep 5000>C:\sleep5000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:\sleep2000.vbs
cd %systemroot%\System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files...
echo del c:\Teast
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!<brstart /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Disabling BIOS
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Frying all video cards
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Overloading Processor
echo Screwing around with your memory and processor timings
echo Screwing up mbr
echo flashing bios so much that the rom breaks (lol)
echo Deleting Root Partition... Deleting all sectors
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x...
cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\
mkdir h4x
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\h4x\
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Killing all processes...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully! Prepare for impact sucker!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo Have fun!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
shutdown -s -t 10 -c "April Fools."