Fault-finding Charts

[Dwarf]

Here are some fault-finding charts for your perusal:

 

[smarteyeball]

lol, I've travelled a few of those paths myself

 

[Dwarf]

lol, I've travelled a few of those paths myself

:eek: Which ones?

 

[sassofalco]

Aren't these compulsory units for - "Civil Service, Town Council and Public Administrator Middle Management - Diploma in PSFC & TQM, Units 101 & 101a, and annexes"?

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[NormCameron]

Happy New Year everybody

Norm

 

[sassofalco]

Happy New Year everybody

Norm

Just raised a glass to you Mate! All the best for 2009.

Your new Avatar!!!!! I suggest that you add a stabilising tail rotor on that Qantas Kanga-Chopper, or else you'll end up with some serious auto-rotate situations

 

[Barman58]

Hi Norm, Hi Tony, Hi Smarty

Happy New Year

to the three of you, and the sepoys,

and to all our other Antipodean Members and guests, and all everyone holds dear

May the worst of your Tomorrows be better than the best of your Yesterdays

 

[smarteyeball]

Well I've experienced the following:

Leave it alone (rare), You idiot, you poor bastard, hide it, pass the buck and your in luck fix it quick!

and H N Y all

 

[Joan Archer]

:D I'm not telling anyone which path I've taken


HAPPY NEW YEAR



And Norm that poor kangaroo, never known one go that fast is his tail on fire

 

[sassofalco]

Hi Norm, Hi Tony, Hi Smarty

Happy New Year

to the three of you, and the sepoys,

and to all our other Antipodean Members and guests, and all everyone holds dear

May the worst of your Tomorrows be better than the best of your Yesterdays

The Sepoys were given the remainings of the Christmas spongey-pud as a treat, and they have eaten it rather reluctantly........I suppose it was the green-edges that put them off somewhat, but I did manage to convince them that the minute fungii were part of the decorations!!

All the very best for 2009 Mate!

 

[NormCameron]

Happy New Year everybody

Norm

Just raised a glass to you Mate! All the best for 2009.

Your new Avatar!!!!! I suggest that you add a stabilising tail rotor on that Qantas Kanga-Chopper, or else you'll end up with some serious auto-rotate situations

I need those spinny things to ward off evil vulture hawky type bird thingys.

Norm

 

[garysgold]

Happy New Year to all.

Gary

 

[sassofalco]

In the current version of the Problem Solving Flow Chart, the link shown as;

Can you blame someone else?---------->No---------->You poor bastard.,

is inherently flawed in that the subject is forced to admit personal deficiencies, without recourse to deflecting those negative characteristics on to some other weaker and less defensive character.

The desireable course is to always have someone else in mind, upon whom one can unload the crap.....The 'maybe' factor. Now, where a 'No' answer will always draw a negative conclusion resulting in an admission of fault or guilt, the 'maybe' factor gives one a more positive conclusion which removes all such admissions of potential failings.

I therefore submit the following as PSFC Update Version 1.01;

PSFC Update Version 1.01 - Explanatory Note.

This version introduces the 'Maybe' factor, which ultimately leaves the subject appearing to be without flaws and in a defensively positive state.

So, the flow chart would appear thus [new flow link-line in Blue];


You poor bastard<-----No----Can you blame someone else?-----MAYBE!------->Pass the Buck.

There! That's so much better, isn't it?:D

 

[NormCameron]

In the current version of the Problem Solving Flow Chart, the link shown as;

Can you blame someone else?---------->No---------->You poor bastard.,

is inherently flawed in that the subject is forced to admit personal deficiencies, without recourse to deflecting those negative characteristics on to some other weaker and less defensive character.

The desireable course is to always have someone else in mind, upon whom one can unload the crap.....The 'maybe' factor. Now, where a 'No' answer will always draw a negative conclusion resulting in an admission of fault or guilt, the 'maybe' factor gives one a more positive conclusion which removes all such admissions of potential failings.

I therefore submit the following as PSFC Update Version 1.01;

PSFC Update Version 1.01 - Explanatory Note.

This version introduces the 'Maybe' factor, which ultimately leaves the subject appearing to be without flaws and in a defensively positive state.

So, the flow chart would appear thus [new flow link-line in Blue];


You poor bastard<-----No----Can you blame someone else?-----MAYBE!------->Pass the Buck.

There! That's so much better, isn't it?:D

So it was you who broke my hard drive, was it?

Norm

 

[sassofalco]

In the current version of the Problem Solving Flow Chart, the link shown as;

Can you blame someone else?---------->No---------->You poor bastard.,

is inherently flawed in that the subject is forced to admit personal deficiencies, without recourse to deflecting those negative characteristics on to some other weaker and less defensive character.

The desireable course is to always have someone else in mind, upon whom one can unload the crap.....The 'maybe' factor. Now, where a 'No' answer will always draw a negative conclusion resulting in an admission of fault or guilt, the 'maybe' factor gives one a more positive conclusion which removes all such admissions of potential failings.

I therefore submit the following as PSFC Update Version 1.01;

PSFC Update Version 1.01 - Explanatory Note.

This version introduces the 'Maybe' factor, which ultimately leaves the subject appearing to be without flaws and in a defensively positive state.

So, the flow chart would appear thus [new flow link-line in Blue];


You poor bastard<-----No----Can you blame someone else?-----MAYBE!------->Pass the Buck.

There! That's so much better, isn't it?:D

So it was you who broke my hard drive, was it?

Norm

Mate! If I must pass the buck, I do it with willingness!!:D

I did warn you against using Delvac DTE 790 Axial Flow compressor oil on such a delicate instrument.......and all for the sake of reducing the "clunk, clunk, clunk, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter....pffisssst"!!

Besides, it was quite plain for all to hear that your HD synchro-mesh had developed "crash-box" characteristics!!!

Birdman!

 

[NormCameron]

In the current version of the Problem Solving Flow Chart, the link shown as;

Can you blame someone else?---------->No---------->You poor bastard.,

is inherently flawed in that the subject is forced to admit personal deficiencies, without recourse to deflecting those negative characteristics on to some other weaker and less defensive character.

The desireable course is to always have someone else in mind, upon whom one can unload the crap.....The 'maybe' factor. Now, where a 'No' answer will always draw a negative conclusion resulting in an admission of fault or guilt, the 'maybe' factor gives one a more positive conclusion which removes all such admissions of potential failings.

I therefore submit the following as PSFC Update Version 1.01;

PSFC Update Version 1.01 - Explanatory Note.

This version introduces the 'Maybe' factor, which ultimately leaves the subject appearing to be without flaws and in a defensively positive state.

So, the flow chart would appear thus [new flow link-line in Blue];


You poor bastard<-----No----Can you blame someone else?-----MAYBE!------->Pass the Buck.

There! That's so much better, isn't it?:D

So it was you who broke my hard drive, was it?

Norm

Mate! If I must pass the buck, I do it with willingness!!:D

I did warn you against using Delvac DTE 790 Axial Flow compressor oil on such a delicate instrument.......and all for the sake of reducing the "clunk, clunk, clunk, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter....pffisssst"!!

Besides, it was quite plain for all to hear that your HD synchro-mesh had developed "crash-box" characteristics!!!

Birdman!

I know Sassy, I know. You were right as always and I thank you for your sage advice. You are truly a great friend

Norm

 

[sassofalco]

I know Sassy, I know. You were right as always and I thank you for your sage advice. You are truly a great friend

Norm

Recipes are meant for sharing, but I can't for the life of me remember sending you the one for stuffing the chicken. Fresh Sage does make all the difference, doesn't it my Friend? The Sepoys dry the leaves and smoke them......they give off a very pleasant and aromatic sweet smell, but I always feel quite ravenous afterwards and often empty out the fridge!!:D

Birdbrain

 

[NormCameron]

I know Sassy, I know. You were right as always and I thank you for your sage advice. You are truly a great friend

Norm

Recipes are meant for sharing, but I can't for the life of me remember sending you the one for stuffing the chicken. Fresh Sage does make all the difference, doesn't it my Friend? The Sepoys dry the leaves and smoke them......they give off a very pleasant and aromatic sweet smell, but I always feel quite ravenous afterwards and often empty out the fridge!!:D

Birdbrain

Well I also have told you that it isn't sage the Sepoys are smoking. Sage is a herb, the stuff the Sepoys smoke is a weed.

Norm

 

[sassofalco]

Well I also have told you that it isn't sage the Sepoys are smoking. Sage is a herb, the stuff the Sepoys smoke is a weed.

Norm

DDDWell scruffle me fluvellsDDD'n garozzaney me striffumbergerlemphs!!!DDD:DTh'Sepoyhehehehehe's 'av juzsmade th'mose d'ilishehehehehesxxx deleecheheheheherusxxxx dullyshehehehawhawhawesxxxxx ""great' herbie cookies outa th"weedD:D.....th'more y'eat,D:D th'more y'eat!! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!D:DGimme ccookiehehe!

 

[NormCameron]

Norm