does your wife "borrow" your razor?

[archie123]

Why is it when you buy a nice set of new blades for your razor you can use each one for a couple of weeks before it starts to get blunt , BUT , your wife only needs to use a new razor ONCE to shave her legs and its blunt to the point of being dangerous! (and she will completely deny ever using it because "i have my own")

What is it with their leg hair!? Am i the only one? I have lived with 2 women in my time and both were the same , so im assuming its not just my wife's "bionic" leg hair.

what gives?

 

[Joan Archer]

Sorry archie can't help you there never having had leg hair so never had to shave it

 

[mansrm81]

That is why you need to hide your stuff that you don't want them to use.

 

[archie123]

my main question was , why does it do so much damage to a razor??

Oh and ive tried hiding things from the wife............never been able to manage it , if we lived in a 14 bedroom mansion and not a 3 bedroomed semi things might be easier to stash away

 

[MrNeeds]

my main question was , why does it do so much damage to a razor??

Oh and ive tried hiding things from the wife............never been able to manage it , if we lived in a 14 bedroom mansion and not a 3 bedroomed semi things might be easier to stash away

the same reason your blade needs changing every fortnight, hairs get tougher the more you shave them, ive cut my fingers with my stubble. but thats just me, your wifes hair is as tough as my facial hair then you will need to change it everyday.

 

[archie123]

ive been shaving for 23 years , there is no way on this earth any womans leg hairs are as tough as my stubble.

and as for you cutting your fingers on your stubble...........behave yourself , theres only one man alive who would have stubble that tough.................

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Books/dan.jpg

 

[Joan Archer]

ive been shaving for 23 years , there is no way on this earth any womans leg hairs are as tough as my stubble.

and as for you cutting your fingers on your stubble...........behave yourself , theres only one man alive who would have stubble that tough.................

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Books/dan.jpg

Hehehe I remember him

 

[96accord]

Razors are expensive too! Make her buy her own! lol

 

[sassofalco]

Why is it when you buy a nice set of new blades for your razor you can use each one for a couple of weeks before it starts to get blunt , BUT , your wife only needs to use a new razor ONCE to shave her legs and its blunt to the point of being dangerous! (and she will completely deny ever using it because "i have my own")

What is it with their leg hair!? Am i the only one? I have lived with 2 women in my time and both were the same , so im assuming its not just my wife's "bionic" leg hair.

what gives?

.......Valentine's Day is coming up fast! Getting any wink! wink! nudge! nudges!?

Don't be so damned stingey!! Go out and buy the little lady something that she has probably desired for years and years......a decent upmarket propane or oxy-gas blow-torch !!

Blow-Torches produce a two-fold solution. First of all, those pestilent leg etc. hairs are vapourised in milli-seconds before your very eyes, and secondly, the skin forms a hard crust [similar to roast-pork crackling] that is impenetrable for body hair.

Hint.....a smoother skin surface is achieved by using aloe vera in conjunction with 480 grit 'wet and dry' polishing paper.:eek:

Problem solved!!:D

 

[Barman58]

Hi Tony,

 

[sassofalco]

Hi Tony,

View attachment 9938

.......and of course, where the lady of the house is subjected to accelerated, rampant and luxurious growth of a hirsute nature, then it is strongly recommended that a clearing or trimming 'first cut' is made, before other gentler methods [mentioned previously] for removal, are applied.

Suggested tools for this catagory [subject to the density of the affliction - of course!] are the most efficient 2 stroke powered weed cutters. For heavy-duty work, a decent 'brush-cutter' with blade [16 teeth/inch] is recommended. This is suitable for genetic threads originating from in and around the Mediterranean areas. Lighter work can easily be done with a 'weed-eater' using 3mm cutting thread, and this is perfect for those of Nordic origins.

A word of caution.......do not use these appliances in the bathroom!! Find a good open windy space for easy dispersal of the cut hair......a football field is ideal!!

Ear defenders must be worn at all times when operating these tools........to dull out the screams of lady undergoing the treatment.:eek:





PS. If NONE of the above succeed and your Razor is still being abused, get yourself a decent Angle-Grinder, take up metal-work, and make some money to buy Cartons of Razors.....you'll need 'em.

 

[echrada]

I think you are a dead man walking Tony!

 

[archie123]

Why is it when you buy a nice set of new blades for your razor you can use each one for a couple of weeks before it starts to get blunt , BUT , your wife only needs to use a new razor ONCE to shave her legs and its blunt to the point of being dangerous! (and she will completely deny ever using it because "i have my own")

What is it with their leg hair!? Am i the only one? I have lived with 2 women in my time and both were the same , so im assuming its not just my wife's "bionic" leg hair.

what gives?

.......Valentine's Day is coming up fast! Getting any wink! wink! nudge! nudges!?

Don't be so damned stingey!! Go out and buy the little lady something that she has probably desired for years and years......a decent upmarket propane or oxy-gas blow-torch !!

Blow-Torches produce a two-fold solution. First of all, those pestilent leg etc. hairs are vapourised in milli-seconds before your very eyes, and secondly, the skin forms a hard crust [similar to roast-pork crackling] that is impenetrable for body hair.

Hint.....a smoother skin surface is achieved by using aloe vera in conjunction with 480 grit 'wet and dry' polishing paper.:eek:

Problem solved!!:D

do you think booking her in for a "valentines day gift" wax will get the message across?? Maybe i could pay for a brazillian while im at it

 

[echrada]

The day you have a brazilian is the day your other half will have one....

http://www.videojug.com/interview/waxing-2#what-is-a-brazilian-wax

 

[archie123]

pfffffft i can handle it....................

 

[sassofalco]

Don't be so damned stingey!! Go out and buy the little lady something that she has probably desired for years and years......a decent upmarket propane or oxy-gas blow-torch !!
do you think booking her in for a "valentines day gift" wax will get the message across?? Maybe i could pay for a brazillian while im at it

........like I suggested Mate! The blow-torch is the go, but make sure that you get
one with a wide flame port!! Next, offer to assist in the removal of the offending
material, then when in the vicinity of the portal, up the velocity and with one
'accidental misdirection' of the flame.........frizzzzzzzzzzzzzah!!
Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!!

Caution.....wear a good respiratory mask with decent carbon triple filters......burning
hair is just so smelly and offensive. She will love the kinkiness though!!

Problem solved!:D

 

[echrada]

yeah right!:D

 

[sassofalco]

pfffffft i can handle it....................
I Miss My Hair! :eek: Huh?

Spelling and grammar correction;

I miss Mein Herr!

 

[echrada]

pfffffft i can handle it....................
I Miss My Hair! :eek: Huh?

Spelling and grammar correction;

I miss Mein Herr!

Sassofalco you are being sassy again.....

 

[lordbob75]

pfffffft i can handle it....................
I Miss My Hair! :eek: Huh?

Spelling and grammar correction;

I miss Mein Herr!

Sassofalco you are being sassy again.....

Mein would not have been capitalized in that case...... LOL. (whatever)

This is one wierd topic FYI.

~Lordbob