do you drink coke?

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What Happens To Your Body
If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

<10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat.
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth. This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.
 

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I love Coke, as for the above........I really couldn't care less :p
 

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What Happens To Your Body
If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

<10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat.
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth. This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

According to this, I should be dead right now. :p
 

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LOL I love coke too...but I don't drink it everyday...maybe one or two cans a week maximum and sometimes I go weeks not having one at all, but boy is it nice when I do get my hands one one :P
 

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and in response to this, this is what happens when you drink water:
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trying to figure out whats happening?
this woman has voluntarily ingested flouride (the same amount that is in the standard daily recommendation of 8 glasses of water a day). have fun drinking that poison.
 

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I love coke....slurp,slurp:party:


I tried to do the pepsi/coke thing but coke is the one.
I'll even pay more for coke when pepsi on sale.
I drink more coke than beer or water. ( is that why I can't sleep?)
 

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I'm in the majority here, I love coke, and couldn't care less about the rest. Just remember though, coffee is much much worse for you than that lol
 

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A whole can of Coke will dissolve a screw within a day.
I drink Coke occasionally with alcohol but never solely :sick:
 

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I drink a Big Red about once a day, and ocasionally a Coke. Oh yeah, I feel that sugar rush now. ;)

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Lmao
 

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I love to drink coke, but rarely do. I will drink it more as a slurpee A.K.A. Squishee, Snow-Jo... I had one yesterday and saw this on here. The Canadian can of coke has 42g of sugar (1.5 Ounces). I think it is wrong that coke, pepsi etc. cost LESS than a bottle of fruit juice in the schools. The government wants to encourage health, but yet they allow these high sugar drinks within the school.

Extensa
 

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I love to drink coke, but rarely do. I will drink it more as a slurpee A.K.A. Squishee, Snow-Jo... I had one yesterday and saw this on here. The Canadian can of coke has 42g of sugar (1.5 Ounces). I think it is wrong that coke, pepsi etc. cost LESS than a bottle of fruit juice in the schools. The government wants to encourage health, but yet they allow these high sugar drinks within the school.

Extensa

AMEN

I am drinking fanta orange zero as I type. I am so hooked on this flavor. (coke product)
 

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Never touch the stuff, I only drink coffee, OK someone said that's even worse than coke but I don't care it keeps me going :p
 

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dont drink coke, tastes poor. drink water most of the time, but enjoy drpepper on a friday afternoon (probably just as bad)
 

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I don't drink coke cause I don't like the taste of it so I drink Mountain Dew.
 

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Nobody heard of Diet Coke, no sugar, sugar!
 

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