Computer nerd jokes! Help out!

[ComputerAge]

OK I got a couple so far:

1. Bad command or file name. Now, go sit in the corner.

2. Little Timmy bought a game for his computer. The system requirements read "Requires Windows 98 or better". So he installed Linux.

3. I'm sure you've heard this before:

In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price

4. Why doesn't DOS ever say "Good command"

Ahh, most of these suck, right?

-RF

 

[smarteyeball]

Ahh, most of these suck, right?

Right

 

[Airbot]

Ahh, most of these suck, right?

I concur.

 

[sassofalco]

Ahh, most of these suck, right?

Ummmmmm....I don't get it! Please finish the sentence - suck what?
...lemons?...eggs?...face??

 

[niemiro]

Ahh, most of these suck, right?

I think number 3 is very good. I had not heard it before.

Richard

 

[kiddieboy12]

uh...idk. i would go for regular jokes